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Interview (view all)CuriousToyBoy :: Interviewed: Nov 6, 2008
Where do you live?
Australia
How old are you?
41 years young
How did you get started in adult?
I worked as a driver/security in brothels from age 16. Age 18 I was security in strip clubs. Age 20 was managing strip clubs and brothels. Security and management in strip clubs until my mid 20's on and off Owned a strip club after that a few years back also. Partner in a swingers club beyond that. Been in online adult since 1999 and have done everything on every side of the camera and/or keyboard. It's been a logical progression in a weird-assed way. Anyone who knew me in my teens and is now told I am in porn does not find it surprising.
Can you list your work history in adult?
He he. This is a long assed list. I am variously involved with many companies on many different levels. I never actually 100% WORK for anyone, all of my deals have always included a continuing role and residual arrangements. I don't make a habit of building shit for other people that I don't have a piece of the action in one way or another.
Having said that, here is the list, the latest listed first, and I remain part of the team on each and every one, all that has changed is my role and level of involvement over time.
Who do you work for now, and what is your position with the company?
I have really always worked for myself and simply aligned myself with some others for mutual benefit. CuriousToyBoy Inc is NOT a one person operation !
If there was one thing you can change about adult, what would it be?
I have a real problem with the fact the large majority of so called program affiliate reps have NEVER personally generated any traffic or sent any joins themselves, let alone done so to a level that they could support themselves. How can you expect to make money when being advised by someone who has never done it themselves?
Who has influenced you most in this industry?
Tough question. I listen to many and watch and learn generally. Many people have much to teach, either directly or indirectly, and those of us who think we have nothing left to learn are soon left behind. Life is a constant learning curve.
Who has influenced you most in your personal life?
My father. And NOT in a good way. He taught be how NOT to be a father to your children. As a result, my kids have the world's greatest Dad. I do owe the old man the credit for teaching me so graphically and constantly how NOT to do it.
You are a self professed party animal. How much of that is the real you and how much of it is marketing yourself?
All me baby and I love it ! I do crazy fun shit to amuse myself. The fact that other people find all of that entertaining is an absolute bonus. It is SOOOO easy being myself all the time.
Have you ever had the hair on your chest braided?
Provide 3 naked blond 18 year old virgins crawling all over my lap doing such braiding and you can film the first time ;-)
Boxers, briefs or commando?
Boxers round the house. NEVER hipster briefs, more the tight short type of undies. Commando often, especially at webmaster shows.
Does your personal space (home/apartment) resemble a train wreck or a 5 star hotel?
Wife and 3 well trained kids and a cleaning lady once per week. It looks, feels and is, a home - neat and tidy, livable and comfortable. Just the way it should be.
List everything that is in your wallet right at this moment.
Cunt of a question. This will be the longest answer !!!! Ha ha ha ha ha. OK, $475 (Aussie dollars), my hotel room access card (missus and I are away for the night), Bank of America check card, EPassporte cards (2), Visa Card, parking valet slip, lunch receipts for the tax man, health care card, frequent flyer cards (5 different airlines), drivers licence, book of postage stamps, video store card ..... and my lucky US$1 bill.
What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done?
The REAL answer to that one, in fact probably the top 10 or 15, cannot be printed ;-)
What is the most alcohol you have ever consumed in one sitting/event?
More than one person ever should, or that you can imagine. I remember a Phoenix show a while back, there were 5 of us in my room, we had been out all day/night previously, got to my room after midnight, stayed there until lunchtime the day AFTER that, and we finished 11 bottles of Grey Goose between us. My room service tab for that show was enormous. Room service was also delivering the baby powder ;-)
What do you do when you get that not so fresh feeling?
BEROCCA. Do a Google. They are not available for sale in the USA - not FDA approved. I bring tubes of the shit everytime I come over the pond. The shit is fizzy vitamin B bombs you dissolve in water. 3 of them and 2 soluble aspirin, 15 minutes later, good as new.
Do you use shampoo?
If I had hair, I'd use Vidal Sassoon (anyone else remember those Sports Illustrated ads with Geoffrey Holder?). For the record, I have a full head of hair, thick and curly. It looks fucking stupid so I chose about 10 years ago to start shaving it off. Never stopped.
Does your penis have a name? What is it? Did you name it or did someone else?
No my penis does not have a name. It does not need one. It speaks for itself.
Do you have a pet? What is it and what is its name?
LOVE animals. Cat named Foxy, Parrot named Jack, 3 Rats - Myrtle, Mildred and Mavis and fish. Miss having a dog. One day soon will get another.
Have you ever run naked through the streets? If not, can you be convinced to do so? Name the price.
Many. many. many times. Free next time you see me for the right reason and if I feel like it.
If naked male mud wrestling came to an adult show near you, would you participate in order to bring attention to your program?
I would do it for fun, fuck the promotional shit !
Besides yourself, who do you consider the sexiest man alive?
George Clooney. I am not sexy, I am charismatic ;-)
What kind of automobile do you drive?
I grew out of penis replacement cars, I drive a little Mitsubishi to get around, and hire nice cars to do special things. My money gets invested, not driven. Working for a living is overrated.
When you die, if you had a choice of coming back as anything what would it be?
I would want to come back as me. I love my life and love being me.
What is the one thing we should know about you that no one knows?
I am pretty much an open book..... I was 10 pound 10 ounces at birth and from the first day home from the hospital as a baby my mother had to wake me to feed me. I slept and ate. Still do ;-)
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